What am I?

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is. 
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. 
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. 
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." 
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy. 
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. 
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. 
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 5

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year. 
[x] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie. 
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll. 
[x] You love the beach. 
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing. 
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. 
[x] You are tanned. 
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. 
[x] You have an australian something
Total: 7 

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show. 
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel. 
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. 
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. 
[ ] You know Italian songs. 
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color. 
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is 
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (PIZZA )
[x] You talk with your hands. 
Total: 4

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. 
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is. 
[x] You talk fast occasionally. 
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named natasha. 
[x] You get cold easily. 
[x] Rain is fun for you. 
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from
Ireland.
[x] You have hair. 
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. 
Total: 6 

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair. 
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. 
[ ] You like chicken. 
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance. 
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel. 
Total: 1

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot. 
[ ] You are good at math. 
[ ] You have played the piano. 
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. 
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. 
Total: 

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. 
[x] You Speak some German. 
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2. 
Total: 5

[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. 
[x] You know what poutine is. 
[x] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi. 
Total:7